This is an ever changing post because I will be updating the original as new favorite quotes come in over the month.
"I can't wait until I'm twelve, because I feel like I have been angry for half of my life and when I am twelve it will be less than half of my life." James
"Love you to the moon and back." Margot
"and around the sun and back again." Kelly
"kimmi i can't speak for everyone but every fri im there i miss you wish you were here" Nemo
"You sang that song perfectly. What I love about you is that you know who you are and aren't afraid to go out there and show us." Simon Cowell, on my quest to become American Idol one more time.
"This is great. Thanks for cooking us dinner, Kim." Shawn
"I figured out where Lancelot goes in the morning and why he wants to get out so bad. He visits with Jack." Caetie, upon seeing Lancelot race out of the house and to the side of the house to sit at Jack's memorial.
"Well, next to my hat." Mike, upon being asked, "Is World of Warcraft one of the best Christmas gifts you have ever gotten?"
"and i love you." Margot
"the sisterhood of the traveling cake pants" Margot
"I am going to attempt to connect you to someone I know can help you." The automated phone system at Penn Foster School
"He does? Cool." Shawn, upon finding out that one of the bully's in the neighborhood thinks Shawn is a ninth grader.
"Worth. Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important." from ThinkGeek's Despair, Inc. 2007 Calendar
"...skyrockets in flight..." Margot, true story...
"...I'm glad you moved to WI and became our neighbors..." Kelly
"I have more important things to do than to be driving kids to school." Jon, after I had forgotten that I needed to get up with the kids and he had to drive them there before he got ready for work.
"OW! Time pimp!" Margot
"Watertown is just like Lake Geneva, only Lake Geneva is bigger and has a lake." J
"...come on, it's hot wax on your coochie, hello..." Kim
"...so if I am more active, I should slim down..." Lisa
"...but it never doesnt make me smile..." Kelly
"...you are a piece of crap on the bottom of my ugliest shoes, I love you and goodnight..." Kimmy
"Remember, when you walk into a multiplex you choose the film you want to see. You can do the same thing with your life." Rosie on The View
"Thank you for loving me." Kelly
"Nemo misses you and wants to know where the hell everyone is this weekend..." anonymous
"Here's the plan.....I hang the mic from the ceiling "Lets get reaaaaaaady to RUMBLE" style and get a ringside bell for the show, "Ding Ding - Let's SING" ..... Also instead of first set, second set, etc I could get big cards that say "Round One", etc....
I'm heading to the strip club to find a "Ring Girl" - Thanks for the inspiration, Kimmy!" Dale, after reading the story about the soccer players that fought over karaoke
"well...I love you more than Kelly likes having boobies!" Margot in response to our "More than..." game where I said, "I love you more than Kelly's boobies!"
"I think your good deeds by far outweigh the fact that you're a dirty liar fink head face." Margot
"You are not only responsible for what you say, but for what you don't say." Dad K's email signature
"Are you going to thank Chuck Norris?" Caetie, when I explained that when I accepted her fifth Oscar because she was on location filming her next picture that I was going to be cryptic and thank with inside jokes...
"...no, the worst is when you are trying to poop and you have to throw up but the garbage can is across the room..." J, in response to Margot's "That's the worst" comment
