Just because random facts about Chuck Norris make me smile and shake my head a little...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Mr. & Mrs.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
I like...revisited
I did a post in June of 2005 called "I like..." and I realized that it's an ever shifting list.
Here's what I like today-Friday, January 26, 2007:
o Hamburgers with everything, the messier the better
o Da Bears
o Brew City Music karaoke on Friday at the Village Tap in Lyons, WI
o Friends
o Phone calls on Thursday
o Alice
o Kelly’s porcupine balls
o The smell of home, no matter where it is
o Auntie Margot’s hot chocolate, it’s liquid foreplay
o Singing
o Kids
o My kids
o Nemo
o Nemo’s butt
o Being silly
o Being happy
o Passion
o Typing
o Poofy Cheetos that are a little stale and kind of squishy
o Cereal marshmallows
o Kid humor
o Aliens
o Pluto
o Garnets
o Old jewelry that has a story, ie: “This is my great-grandmothers brooch; her beau gave it to her in 1916...”
o Kristofer
o Sheila
o Pina coladas
o Taking walks in the rain
o Linen
o Bill the security guard from American Idol’s NY show
o The commercial line, “Well, maybe you should get uglier friends…”
o The View
o Staying up late getting school work done
o Certified Medical Transcriptionists
o Candy—the woman, not the treat, although Candy is both…
o Barb, the bartender at Village Tap in Lyons, WI
o Crazy
o ABBA’s new hit, Dairy Queen
o Burt’s Bee’s honey lip balm
o Sanity
o Sonic strawberry and banana smoothies
o Medium
o Do that to me one more time
o Trying to beat Drew’s high score on Somebody told me
o Heartfelt apologies face to face
o Crying over a good book
o Reading out loud to J
o The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau
o Nora Roberts
o Nemo’s butt
o Warm towels fresh from the dryer
o Days that smell like spring
o Wild onions growing in my lawn in January
o Tennessee snow
o Mental health professionals
o Good coffee
o Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
o Nemo's butt
o Krystal burgers
o Misheard lyrics
o Misspoken words
o Writing with a newly sharpened wood pencil
o Playing with wooden blocks
o Tequila Rose
o Aflaaaaaac!
o Digital karaoke systems
o Mr. Brownstone
o Singing at home with family
o Kevin’s wallet porn
o Surprising the kids
o Straight A students
o Auntie Margot hats
o Kodak Easy Touch digital cameras
o Broken Wings
o Being far away, but feeling close by
o Quaint apartments
o Livin’ la vida loca
o Rambling houses
o Vacation property
o Disneyworld
o Kelly & Kevin in Hawaii
o Warm jammies
o Good books
o Silly TV shows
o Anything with the Cops theme-song
o Honkytonk Badonkadonk
o SingStar Rocks! Karaoke game for PS2
o Blogmenting
o Friends that call at midnight for long-distance toasts
o Cops
o Movies “based on a true story”
o Kids singing
o Nemo's butt
o Coming up with solutions
o Walking to the post office
o Visiting with Antique Jim
o Secrets
o When someone asks, “What can I do to help?”
o The Tennessee phrase, “I might could help…”
o Singing Love Shack with Aubri
o Video games
o Kelly’s pretty teeth
o Surprise’s-both giving and receiving
o Foot rubs
o Pedicures
o TMI
o Getting tipsy
o The moment Harry realizes that he's in love with Ginny
o Palpable excitement
o Pink toenails
o Rough hands
o Hard work
o Bon bons
o Tuesday
o Orbit sweet mint gum
o Frost on the ground in the morning
o Sleeping in
o Getting up early
o Soft fuzzy sweaters
o Auntie Margot scarves that are soft and fuzzy and quirky-just like me!
o Buffalo wings
o BBQing in January
o The Superbowl
o Traditions
o Untraditional
o Happenstance
o Coincidence
o Bias
o Blue thread
o Bad boys
o Mentadent
o Inside jokes
o True story
o Aunt Margot's Wackymole
o Kimmy's chili
o Homemade chicken noodle soup
o Deli's
o Lava lamps
o Snail mail
o Blogging
o Karma
o Authenticity in people
o Drama
o Gossip
o Babies
o Snuggling
o Slippers
o Slip-resistant shoes
o Buffy
o "I am/fat man..."
o The word, mittleschmerz
o Tattoos
o Guys that smell like the outdoors-woodsy, smokey, fresh, piney...
o When a guy tries to smell your hair without you knowing
o Tatas
o Love
Here's what I like today-Friday, January 26, 2007:
o Hamburgers with everything, the messier the better
o Da Bears
o Brew City Music karaoke on Friday at the Village Tap in Lyons, WI
o Friends
o Phone calls on Thursday
o Alice
o Kelly’s porcupine balls
o The smell of home, no matter where it is
o Auntie Margot’s hot chocolate, it’s liquid foreplay
o Singing
o Kids
o My kids
o Nemo
o Nemo’s butt
o Being silly
o Being happy
o Passion
o Typing
o Poofy Cheetos that are a little stale and kind of squishy
o Cereal marshmallows
o Kid humor
o Aliens
o Pluto
o Garnets
o Old jewelry that has a story, ie: “This is my great-grandmothers brooch; her beau gave it to her in 1916...”
o Kristofer
o Sheila
o Pina coladas
o Taking walks in the rain
o Linen
o Bill the security guard from American Idol’s NY show
o The commercial line, “Well, maybe you should get uglier friends…”
o The View
o Staying up late getting school work done
o Certified Medical Transcriptionists
o Candy—the woman, not the treat, although Candy is both…
o Barb, the bartender at Village Tap in Lyons, WI
o Crazy
o ABBA’s new hit, Dairy Queen
o Burt’s Bee’s honey lip balm
o Sanity
o Sonic strawberry and banana smoothies
o Medium
o Do that to me one more time
o Trying to beat Drew’s high score on Somebody told me
o Heartfelt apologies face to face
o Crying over a good book
o Reading out loud to J
o The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau
o Nora Roberts
o Nemo’s butt
o Warm towels fresh from the dryer
o Days that smell like spring
o Wild onions growing in my lawn in January
o Tennessee snow
o Mental health professionals
o Good coffee
o Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
o Nemo's butt
o Krystal burgers
o Misheard lyrics
o Misspoken words
o Writing with a newly sharpened wood pencil
o Playing with wooden blocks
o Tequila Rose
o Aflaaaaaac!
o Digital karaoke systems
o Mr. Brownstone
o Singing at home with family
o Kevin’s wallet porn
o Surprising the kids
o Straight A students
o Auntie Margot hats
o Kodak Easy Touch digital cameras
o Broken Wings
o Being far away, but feeling close by
o Quaint apartments
o Livin’ la vida loca
o Rambling houses
o Vacation property
o Disneyworld
o Kelly & Kevin in Hawaii
o Warm jammies
o Good books
o Silly TV shows
o Anything with the Cops theme-song
o Honkytonk Badonkadonk
o SingStar Rocks! Karaoke game for PS2
o Blogmenting
o Friends that call at midnight for long-distance toasts
o Cops
o Movies “based on a true story”
o Kids singing
o Nemo's butt
o Coming up with solutions
o Walking to the post office
o Visiting with Antique Jim
o Secrets
o When someone asks, “What can I do to help?”
o The Tennessee phrase, “I might could help…”
o Singing Love Shack with Aubri
o Video games
o Kelly’s pretty teeth
o Surprise’s-both giving and receiving
o Foot rubs
o Pedicures
o TMI
o Getting tipsy
o The moment Harry realizes that he's in love with Ginny
o Palpable excitement
o Pink toenails
o Rough hands
o Hard work
o Bon bons
o Tuesday
o Orbit sweet mint gum
o Frost on the ground in the morning
o Sleeping in
o Getting up early
o Soft fuzzy sweaters
o Auntie Margot scarves that are soft and fuzzy and quirky-just like me!
o Buffalo wings
o BBQing in January
o The Superbowl
o Traditions
o Untraditional
o Happenstance
o Coincidence
o Bias
o Blue thread
o Bad boys
o Mentadent
o Inside jokes
o True story
o Aunt Margot's Wackymole
o Kimmy's chili
o Homemade chicken noodle soup
o Deli's
o Lava lamps
o Snail mail
o Blogging
o Karma
o Authenticity in people
o Drama
o Gossip
o Babies
o Snuggling
o Slippers
o Slip-resistant shoes
o Buffy
o "I am/fat man..."
o The word, mittleschmerz
o Tattoos
o Guys that smell like the outdoors-woodsy, smokey, fresh, piney...
o When a guy tries to smell your hair without you knowing
o Tatas
o Love
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Things learned in WI over winter break...
I love you more than you like six!
Say no to crack! "No to crack"...
Kelly is a good cooker and a unicorn. And she was both the killer and the killee in Black Christmas. She dies good.
Kevin is the best fixer ever. He fixes everything.
I had to edit this post and add this in as it was brought to my attention: Do we like cans? Yes, if they are Nemo's can...
I loved having everyone over on New Year's Eve and playing Apple Stapples, it was great fun.
Margot loved that Mike ran and got a pot and a wooden spoon to make noise at midnight.
I really hope that Caetie becomes a Brian Surgeowicz when she grows up. It will be spelled "Brain Surgeon".
All of Kristofer's aunts are his favorite, but Auntie Margot is his most favorite and that's okay, because she's my favorite aunt, too.
I call crossbow!
Lisa's true career, as determined by a long involved conversation with Margot and Mike, is the Ultimate Fighting Midwife (UFM) complete with mask and knee high lace up wrestling boots. Hey, they are comfy.
Aubri's banana butt beats Kevin's feet. I wonder if UFM would win against both...
I am sarcastic and come across as rude, but people love me anyway.
Did YOU poop on the finish line?
Nemo still has a great butt.
Jeremy also has a great butt, albeit not as great as Nemo's.
Brew City Music puts on a great karaoke show and I miss them terribly! I love you Dale and Candy, and I hope that Kelly remembers to give you your gift, because I am a blonde...yeah yeah yeah
Lisa kicks ass on Add It Up! Remember, it's all about the timing...
Nemo makes this great drink called the Cocoa Kelly, you have to stop into the Village Tap in Lyons, WI off of Rte 36 and have him make you one. Then make sure you have him turn around so you can see the real reason I sent you in. (Not that the drink isn't yummy and has whipped cream on it...it's just not Nemo's butt...ooo Nemo's butt with whipped cream on it...sorry, tangent...)
My sister and my dad think that I sing great! (My mom, too, but she has always thought so...)
Kelly cannot win at SingStar Rocks! because she rewrote all of the songs better than the original artists and sings them her way and we all like that she's so humble and quiet and such a wallflower...
Aubri and I rock on Love Shack, you should hear us. It's a lot higher than you think.
Love Shack, baby Love Shack...
We got lovely things from all of our family and loved ones. We had wonderful meals with all of them. (Thank you for yummy porcupine balls, I know how long the harvest took and how delicate the removal was...)
We were hosted by the most patient family in all of WI, I am sure that they are glad to have their home to themselves. Thank you all!
We miss WI, but we missed home, too. We thought we'd get some snow to take back with us and we did, only it's in a can from my mom because it was in the 40's the entire time we were up north.
I don't like pomeranians, but Spike is the cutest doggie ever. He's so good and I know that he's probably glad that his house is emptier! I will miss our late night walks.
Aunt Margot wanted to go home at 7PM on Saturday night, but she stayed in WI until almost 1AM to make Mike the final hat of Christmas. It's a good thing, because I think his brain has started growing through the weave. He won't take it off. It's really sweet. When I told him to take it off, he said, "No, Auntie Margot made it fer me..." and how can I argue with that?
Margot is actually having an affair with Sheila and Sheila is still jealous of how much Margot loves us and there is just no need. There is always room for one more crazy person in our lives. Come and join us Sheila, we welcome you. Any friend of Margot's is a friend of ours, even if you live in a trailer park. We don't judge. Well, not much. Maybe we can get you into a double-wide soon? I know that Margot's knitting stuff takes up so much space.
And lastly, why would you sing Rizzo's song when you are auditioning for Sandy???
Tin Roof Rusted.
Say no to crack! "No to crack"...
Kelly is a good cooker and a unicorn. And she was both the killer and the killee in Black Christmas. She dies good.
Kevin is the best fixer ever. He fixes everything.
I had to edit this post and add this in as it was brought to my attention: Do we like cans? Yes, if they are Nemo's can...
I loved having everyone over on New Year's Eve and playing Apple Stapples, it was great fun.
Margot loved that Mike ran and got a pot and a wooden spoon to make noise at midnight.
I really hope that Caetie becomes a Brian Surgeowicz when she grows up. It will be spelled "Brain Surgeon".
All of Kristofer's aunts are his favorite, but Auntie Margot is his most favorite and that's okay, because she's my favorite aunt, too.
I call crossbow!
Lisa's true career, as determined by a long involved conversation with Margot and Mike, is the Ultimate Fighting Midwife (UFM) complete with mask and knee high lace up wrestling boots. Hey, they are comfy.
Aubri's banana butt beats Kevin's feet. I wonder if UFM would win against both...
I am sarcastic and come across as rude, but people love me anyway.
Did YOU poop on the finish line?
Nemo still has a great butt.
Jeremy also has a great butt, albeit not as great as Nemo's.
Brew City Music puts on a great karaoke show and I miss them terribly! I love you Dale and Candy, and I hope that Kelly remembers to give you your gift, because I am a blonde...yeah yeah yeah
Lisa kicks ass on Add It Up! Remember, it's all about the timing...
Nemo makes this great drink called the Cocoa Kelly, you have to stop into the Village Tap in Lyons, WI off of Rte 36 and have him make you one. Then make sure you have him turn around so you can see the real reason I sent you in. (Not that the drink isn't yummy and has whipped cream on it...it's just not Nemo's butt...ooo Nemo's butt with whipped cream on it...sorry, tangent...)
My sister and my dad think that I sing great! (My mom, too, but she has always thought so...)
Kelly cannot win at SingStar Rocks! because she rewrote all of the songs better than the original artists and sings them her way and we all like that she's so humble and quiet and such a wallflower...
Aubri and I rock on Love Shack, you should hear us. It's a lot higher than you think.
Love Shack, baby Love Shack...
We got lovely things from all of our family and loved ones. We had wonderful meals with all of them. (Thank you for yummy porcupine balls, I know how long the harvest took and how delicate the removal was...)
We were hosted by the most patient family in all of WI, I am sure that they are glad to have their home to themselves. Thank you all!
We miss WI, but we missed home, too. We thought we'd get some snow to take back with us and we did, only it's in a can from my mom because it was in the 40's the entire time we were up north.
I don't like pomeranians, but Spike is the cutest doggie ever. He's so good and I know that he's probably glad that his house is emptier! I will miss our late night walks.
Aunt Margot wanted to go home at 7PM on Saturday night, but she stayed in WI until almost 1AM to make Mike the final hat of Christmas. It's a good thing, because I think his brain has started growing through the weave. He won't take it off. It's really sweet. When I told him to take it off, he said, "No, Auntie Margot made it fer me..." and how can I argue with that?
Margot is actually having an affair with Sheila and Sheila is still jealous of how much Margot loves us and there is just no need. There is always room for one more crazy person in our lives. Come and join us Sheila, we welcome you. Any friend of Margot's is a friend of ours, even if you live in a trailer park. We don't judge. Well, not much. Maybe we can get you into a double-wide soon? I know that Margot's knitting stuff takes up so much space.
And lastly, why would you sing Rizzo's song when you are auditioning for Sandy???
Tin Roof Rusted.
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