Walmart is a space/time wormhole.
I can go into that store for three things and come out three hours later with thirty things.
And isn't it nice that they ITEMIZE your receipt for you? You bought 49 pieces of crap that are either going to clean your home, clutter your home, or you can eat--thanks for stopping by, come again soon!
And now that there is Super-Walmart and I can run in for groceries, too. Forgeddaboudit.
I may as well grab a little blue vest and just start hanging out there, it's not like I would collect a check if I WAS working there...
The best part of that store is the clearance aisle.
Now that is the definition of craptastic. Where else can you find a keychain, an air freshener, spark plugs, a lamp, cough medicine, measuring cups, lotion and/or body wash, switch plates, and lawnmower oil--in the same aisle--all at super-reduced-we-need-to-get-rid-of-this-crap-don't-you-need-it prices!
I am telling you, we set our clocks ahead an hour this weekend, I am positive that the hour went to Walmart, just kind of collects over the stores.
Did you know that you can CAMP in a Walmart parking lot??? For up to three days! You can take a VACATION TO WALMART! When you figure that one out, let me know. Then again, what could be more relaxing? Walk into a Walmart on Friday and when you walk out again, it's Sunday and time to go home!
May the smiley be with you!
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