This is an ever changing post because I will be updating the original as new favorite quotes come in over the month.
"I can't wait until I'm twelve, because I feel like I have been angry for half of my life and when I am twelve it will be less than half of my life." James
"Love you to the moon and back." Margot
"and around the sun and back again." Kelly
"kimmi i can't speak for everyone but every fri im there i miss you wish you were here" Nemo
"You sang that song perfectly. What I love about you is that you know who you are and aren't afraid to go out there and show us." Simon Cowell, on my quest to become American Idol one more time.
"This is great. Thanks for cooking us dinner, Kim." Shawn
"I figured out where Lancelot goes in the morning and why he wants to get out so bad. He visits with Jack." Caetie, upon seeing Lancelot race out of the house and to the side of the house to sit at Jack's memorial.
"Well, next to my hat." Mike, upon being asked, "Is World of Warcraft one of the best Christmas gifts you have ever gotten?"
"and i love you." Margot
"the sisterhood of the traveling cake pants" Margot
"I am going to attempt to connect you to someone I know can help you." The automated phone system at Penn Foster School
"He does? Cool." Shawn, upon finding out that one of the bully's in the neighborhood thinks Shawn is a ninth grader.
"Worth. Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important." from ThinkGeek's Despair, Inc. 2007 Calendar
"...skyrockets in flight..." Margot, true story...
"...I'm glad you moved to WI and became our neighbors..." Kelly
"I have more important things to do than to be driving kids to school." Jon, after I had forgotten that I needed to get up with the kids and he had to drive them there before he got ready for work.
"OW! Time pimp!" Margot
"Watertown is just like Lake Geneva, only Lake Geneva is bigger and has a lake." J
"...come on, it's hot wax on your coochie, hello..." Kim
"...so if I am more active, I should slim down..." Lisa
"...but it never doesnt make me smile..." Kelly
"...you are a piece of crap on the bottom of my ugliest shoes, I love you and goodnight..." Kimmy
"Remember, when you walk into a multiplex you choose the film you want to see. You can do the same thing with your life." Rosie on The View
"Thank you for loving me." Kelly
"Nemo misses you and wants to know where the hell everyone is this weekend..." anonymous
"Here's the plan.....I hang the mic from the ceiling "Lets get reaaaaaaady to RUMBLE" style and get a ringside bell for the show, "Ding Ding - Let's SING" ..... Also instead of first set, second set, etc I could get big cards that say "Round One", etc....
I'm heading to the strip club to find a "Ring Girl" - Thanks for the inspiration, Kimmy!" Dale, after reading the story about the soccer players that fought over karaoke
"well...I love you more than Kelly likes having boobies!" Margot in response to our "More than..." game where I said, "I love you more than Kelly's boobies!"
"I think your good deeds by far outweigh the fact that you're a dirty liar fink head face." Margot
"You are not only responsible for what you say, but for what you don't say." Dad K's email signature
"Are you going to thank Chuck Norris?" Caetie, when I explained that when I accepted her fifth Oscar because she was on location filming her next picture that I was going to be cryptic and thank with inside jokes...
"...no, the worst is when you are trying to poop and you have to throw up but the garbage can is across the room..." J, in response to Margot's "That's the worst" comment
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OOOH, can I add one?
"You know, sometimes your sister's mouth just runs off without her brain."
my dad, after my sister Jenn began her quest to once again become the Golden Child
Yes, I love hearing other people's "life details".
You know, those little things that other people love to hear or find funny or touching.
Please share.
"Help me, daughter Maggie! His force is too strong for me. You’re my only hope!" my adoptive father, Charlie, on learning my "brother" Mike is raising my niece to be a Cubs fan
" The girls are happy your back because of your butt. I am happy your back because your a much better bartender. " Kevin. (the friday after i took off for convention
"I don't know who you think you are! Are you telling me that you can just come into my room and make the rules and take my tv away and decide what I am going to do and not have to knock or let me do what I want do do when I want to do it? I don't know why you get to do that."
Caetie, after which I made her look up "parent" in the dictionary.
"Caetie, ...you look like an...ostrich!" Aubri after I told her if she wanted people to not pick on her she had to learn how to be mean back. It was the worst thing she could think of.
"You know, you sound kinda sexy until you actually think about the fact that you feel horrible and are probably contagious." my friend Brian, over lunch, commenting on the scratchy sorta Brenda Vaccaro thing I have going on
"OW! Time pimp!" is a phrase that should be used like "Brain Freeze!" only instead of the pain being caused by a frozen delight, it's caused by someone doing something so convoluted that you just cannot form words to describe it, so you say, "OW! Time pimp!"
I just wanted to clarify that point.
Ow! Time Pimp!
LOVE IT!
so, let me reiterate: OW! Time pimp!
that's how i felt after "karaoke" last night. so today, it's all quotes from Margot.
true story: dale took a shower. a short drive and a few members of law enforcement later, and there was no karaoke.
BUT, it was still a most entertaining evening. Consider:
Drs & 7 feels good on a sore throat
Angel is entertaining whether she's singing or talking
Nemo is hot whether he's singing or talking
Good friends let you know when they need help, and appreciate your willingness to do so
Callen is annoying whiney pain in my ass whenever he's breathing
Drunk men have no idea that you can see them stare at your tatas in the mirror
I feel more like myself in Wisconsin than I do anywhere else. I don't think it's the state; I think it's the state of mind
When you're sick, Kelly will mother you, even when she's afraid of catching your Ebola, Malaria or PMS
So, it's another LG Rathunde weekend, and even without the karaoke, I'm home.
"I will be sad cuz we wont sleep together..." Kelly, upon learning I would probably be going home to Arlington Heights on Friday after karaoke
Okay I cant believe you havent added "Kimmy is it a bad thing that water is pouring out of the pipe in the closet?" Lisa
And I think I have to vote for "ROFCMAO! Okay, not fair, it just makes me cough when I laugh."
kmimi's response to my email Valentine
um, kMimi? When you post that quote the way you did, it looks like you think I'm a piece of crap on the bottom of my ugliest shoe. Can you please assure everyone that you don't...unless you do?
Margot, you could never be crap on the bottom of my shoes.
Oh, and I don't have ugly shoes. I'd rather go barefoot.
It's my favorite quote from Erin, "Yeah that's all you got two left feet and fucking ugly shoes."
Thank you for that important point of clarification!
and i love u.
"Hello? How the Hell can I not have paprika in my f***ing cabinet!!" The first thing Dale, the king of A.D.D., said when I called him this morning. Struck me funny. Not what I expected to hear.
Kel, that made me miss Patrick! "Waiter, there is too much pepper in my paprikash, but I would be pleased to partake of your pecan pie."
My favorite part of that last quote is that Nemo misses me...
"Well, considering my best friend tried to kill me and I got cast as two men, pretty good." me, when my friend Brian asked me how my weekend was
I was going to post a rebuttal RE Kelly's comment on the King of A.D.D., but I forgot what I was going to say...
"Our kids had to go to school today." Me again, obviously confused. Is it wrong that some of my favorite quotes are me? Stop the madness!
Welcome Anonymous! Come back anytime to post a rebuttal!
Maybe next time write it down before logging in...
hee hee!
Hey, Anonymous! Nice butt!
Can I add one from today??
"Oh, Othello is black?"
- woman in my drama class today, which is the THIRD day we have discussed Othello
OMB! It's sad when they let morons into institutions of higher learning.
btw, odd because - true story - I was just discussing Othello with a co-worker of mine. It's my fave Shakespeare tragedy. I'm secretly in love with Iago...always had a thing for the bad boys, dontcha know.
My drama teacher just stood there with an open mouth for about 30 seconds, shook himself out of his shocked stupor and went on with class. I was pratically choking trying not to laugh.
I'm not so into Othello. I like Shakespeare's comedies better.
That's kinda like saying "oh, Barbra Streisand is Jewish?"
Just kills me. How do you respond to THAT?
My favorite recent quote: "She is only alive thanks to Kelly's catlike reflexes" Dale, introducing me at karaoke last night. Kelly's like a cat in a lot of ways; have you ever noticed they always think it's all about them? ;p
thanx....i've always wantedto be on a best of list, lol....i have two new ones up now....this one will stay for a while...
"I'm at an age where I think more about food than about sex. Last week, I put a mirror above my dining room table."
quoted from the late, great rodney dangerfield!!!
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